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This is a fanlisting for the relationships between the muppets Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog.


Miss Piggy: Kermit, do you notice that every time we have a beautiful girl on the show, you forget about me?
Kermit: Uh, yeah well, we could have a seal act on the show, and might forget about you.
Miss Piggy: He tries to desperately to hide his love for me

Miss Piggy: Oh Kermit. You saved me and my millions. How can I ever repay you?
Kermit: Um, well about two bucks for gas oughta cover it.
Miss Piggy: WHAT?
Kermit: On second thought, let's just call it even, keep the money.

Miss Piggy: Here's your order, Kermie.
Kermit: Gee, thanks Piggy but I didn't order anything.

Miss Piggy: I know what Kermit's wish is. It's that we get married.
Kermit: I don't wanna waste a wish.
Miss Piggy: WHAT?
Kermit: Uh, on something that's gonna happen anyway.

[Kermit, suffering from amnesia, doesn't remember he is engaged to Miss Piggy]
Kermit: Me? In love with a pig? Wait 'til I tell the guys in marketing.
Kermit: Maybe you expected me to go HOG-wild? Perhaps you could bring home the BACON! Ahhh... the sounds of love: su-EEEEE! Oink, oink!
Miss Piggy: Cancel the show! Hi-yah!
[Karate chops Kermit]

Miss Piggy: I spy because I care!
Kermit: Well I care, too!
Miss Piggy: Well why don't you say so?
Kermit: I JUST DID!
Miss Piggy: ALL RIGHT!
[They start screaming, then try to catch their breath]
Roller Skater: Keep the skates. Keep the skates. I don't use 'em anyway; I just like to run around in shorts.

Robot Kermit: Hey, listen you, how about you and me getting together and makin' some ste-e-e-am heat. Huh, snuggle bunny?
Miss Piggy: Snuggle bunny? Why, uh...
Robot Kermit: Yeah. Look, let me take you away from all this. Aaah, a marriage made in heaven. A frog and a pig. We can have bouncing baby figs.